I am sitting next to Micah .. ?

Recent reports show that Matt B. is sitting next to THE Micah O.. Sceptics say this may be the iminent cause of the growing crysis of Global Warming. According to our underground sources, the definition of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is "The black lung." You didn't hear that from us.

--Matt B.


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